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Monday, December 30, 2013

Oilfield Joke: Roughneck Girlfriend's New Years Dream...


 

 

Debbie the Roughneck's girlfriend was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. 

After she woke up, she confided to Max, her boyfriend , 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'

'Hey baby, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.

At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Debbie and handed her small package. 

Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a a small book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'.


SOUTH TEXAS – EAGLE FORD

OILFIELD APPRECIATION

SPORTING CLAY CLASSIC


April 18, 2014

AT THE NATIONAL SHOOTING COMPLEX IN SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS.

Benefiting Oilfield Families Health, Education and Welfare Programs

YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS ONE! LAST YEAR HAD OVER 400 SHOOTERS!


   
We will be giving away thousands of $$’s worth Door Prizes including: GUNS, Hunting and Fishing trips, Costa Rica Vacations, Outdoor Gear, Electronics and much much more!

TOURNAMENT AGENDA
100 each - 5 man team limit. 2 courses of 12 stations featuring true and report pairs.  Friday 9:30 am and 1:00 pm flights.

FRIDAY, April 19th Tournament Registration Opens at 9 am
·            8 am Breakfast 
·            9 am Flush, Flurry, Top Shot,  Long bird  & Wind Chime Games open 
·            9:30 am Morning Flight Shooters begin  100 Clay Tournament 
·            10 am -Noon Registration for PM shoot
·            11:30- 1:30 Lunch provided   
·            1:00 pm Afternoon Flight Shooters begin 100 Clay Tournament
·            4:00  pm Door Prizes & Awards 

Play Games and Win Guns!

TWO-MAN FLUSH - The Two-Man Flush is a game where you and your shooting partner shoot 30 targets in 60 seconds.   LONG BIRD- Clays at Long Distance with 2 shots at each.  WIND CHIME- The object is to hit the target and the wind chime at the same time.   WIN A GUN -   Let’s be honest… Winning a Gun is Fun and we will be giving away a lot of them. Bring a customer or a friend. Win extra tickets to improve your chances. Compete in our special TOP SHOT COURSE – Featuring, Paintball, Archery, 700 foot plus Air Cannon and more. Earn extra tickets for the door prizes while having a BLAST!

This is a team event. Trophies will be given to the HOA teams and Individuals on each course. Registration deadline is April 11, 2014.  To keep your position in the tournament, completed registration forms and entry fees must be in by the deadline. Those teams that fail to meet the deadline will be forfeited and the position will be available for those on our waiting list. Shooters will provide their own ammunition and eye and ear protection.  
LIVE AUCTION - Come prepared for the "LIVE AUCTION" where we will Give One and Auction One of the following Hunting and Fishing Trips: 


  • 7 day All Inclusive Sports fishing Vacation for Two to Costa Rica  
  • 4 Person 3 day Dove Hunt in Cordoba Argentina
  • 2 Person Whitetail and Exotic Hunt in the Texas Hill Country
  • 4 Person Rocky Mountain Fly Fishing Trip
  • 2 Person Upland Game bird Hunt
  • 2 Person Spring Turkey Hunt
  • 2 Person Night time Hog and Predator Hunt
  • 2 Person Helicopter Hog and Predator Hunt


       Oilfield Appreciation  – OilfieldAppreciation.com  Phone/Fax 800-277-1647
email: Info@ OilfieldAppreciation.com
 
 


South Texas – Eagle Ford
Oilfield Appreciation Sporting Clay Classic
National Shooting Complex in San Antonio, Texas
Friday April 18th 2014
Entry Deadline: April 11th, 2014
FAX THIS FORM TO 800-277-1647

Participation Opportunities
Details
Total
5 Shooter Team $1250
5 Shooter Team with Captain will be eligible for combined team scores. Awards for high scores. Includes 1 Golf Cart

Individual Shooter $250
Will be matched up with a Team.
No guarantees for Team Placement.

Sponsor Opportunities


Gusher Level Sponsor $5000

20 Shooters (4 teams of 5) - Top Level Recognition in all materials, announcements and signage - Use of Golf Carts - Oilfield Appreciation Award - Tickets for Special Drawing for Door Prize

Black Gold Level Sponsor $3000

10 Shooters (2 teams of 5) - Top Level Recognition announcements and signage - Use of Golf Carts - Oilfield Appreciation Award - Tickets for Special Drawing for Door Prize

Basin Level Sponsor Shooting Station (hosted)  $1500
5 Shooters - Recognition in announcements and signage - Oilfield Appreciation Award - Tickets for Special Drawing for Door Prize

Shooting Towel Logo Sponsor $1500
Company Logo on 400 + Shooting Towels

Breakfast $1500
Company Recognition at Breakfast and Signage

Lunch $1500
Company Recognition at Luncheon and Signage

Beverage $1500
Company Recognition at Beverage Stations

Live & Silent Auction
$500 or Donations
Company Recognition at Live Auction

Shooting Station Signage
Sponsor $250
Company Recognition on Shooting Station Signage

Golf Cart $250
Company Signage on a Golf Cart

Gun Board Sponsor
$1000 or Gun
Company Name Recognition on the Gun Raffle Board

Supporting Opportunities
Even if you cannot attend the Events, please help support this effort with a sponsorship from below:

Producer or Operator $250
Name Recognition on Website and Newsletters
and special door prize drawing

Landman $250
Name Recognition on Website and Newsletters
and special door prize drawing

Engineer or Geologist $250
Name Recognition on Website and Newsletters
and special door prize drawing

Drilling Contractor $250
Name Recognition on Website and Newsletters
and special door prize drawing

Well Service Contractor $250
Name Recognition on Website and Newsletters
and special door prize drawing

Royalty Owner $250
Name Recognition on Website and Newsletters
 and special door prize drawing


Please use the following Page for Payment…….Grand Total
$

                                                           

Oilfield Appreciation – OilfieldAppreciation.com  Phone/Fax 800-277-1647
email: Info@ OilfieldAppreciation.com
 
 


South Texas – Eagle Ford Sporting Clay Classic
National Shooting Complex in San Antonio Texas
April 18th 2014

1.  Team Captain:______________________________Company: _____________________________
E-mail:______________________________________PHONE ___________________________
(Team Captain is needed for registration all other shooters may be listed on the day of the shoot)
2. Name: __________________________________Company: _______________________________
E-mail:_____________________________________PHONE ____________________________

3. Name:  _____________________________ Company:____________________________________
E-mail:____________________________________PHONE _____________________________

4. Name:_________________________________ Company:_________________________________
E-mail:______________________________________PHONE ___________________________

5. Name:_____________________________________Company:_______________________________
E-mail:_____________________________________PHONE ____________________________

 Please circle starting time desired, times will be assigned first paid, first served.

    Friday 9:30 AM             Friday 1:00 PM

Please complete the Payment information below:

Company Name: _______________________________________________________________________

First Name, Last Name:__________________________________________________________________

Address: ___________________________________City _______________State______Zip:__________

E-mail:__________________________________Alternative e-mail:______________________________

Office #: ______________________________Mobile #: _______________________________________

Please PRINT exactly how you would like your individual or company name to appear in printed material (where applicable)_______________________________________________________________

I cannot attend the Oilfield Appreciation - Sporting Clay Classic , but I would like to make a contribution.  Enclosed is my check in the amount of $___________________.

______ I would like to pay by check. MAIL TO: OAD P.O. Box 162329 Fort Worth Texas, 76161

______I would like to pay by credit card:   My Total is $___________________ Please include Form.
  
_____VISA  _____MC ___AMEX       Authorized Signature____________________________________

Card #_______________________________________Exp.Date___________CSS:_____3 digits on back

Billing Address:________________________________________________________________________

FAX THIS FORM TO 800-277-1647 or  Email to Scott@8002771647.com Make checks payable to:
 Oilfield Appreciation LLC       P.O. Box 162329       Fort Worth, Texas 76161

Questions or Comments please contact Scott Huggins – Oilfield Appreciation - Event Coordinator 940-393-6200 cell