tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83418860559890792342024-03-13T22:31:34.795-05:00Oilfield Appreciation EventsOilfield Appreciation Events exists to support Oilfield Workers Health, Education and Welfare programs locally and abroad.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger92125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8341886055989079234.post-66824914722458764172016-08-30T08:32:00.000-05:002016-08-30T08:32:43.208-05:00Oilfield Joke: A Heartwarming Story...<h3 class="post-title entry-title" itemprop="name" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; font-weight: normal; margin: 0px; position: relative;">
<span style="font-size: medium; line-height: 1.4;">I don't usually like these heartwarming stories, but this one is truly interesting...</span></h3>
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<span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">In 1990, Mike Mbembe was working in the oilfields deep within the African Congo.</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">On his way to a remote location, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his pocket knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">Twenty years later, on a family vacation, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son were standing.</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">Remembering the encounter in 1990, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's legs and slammed him against the iron railing, killing him instantly.</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">It Probably wasn't the same elephant....</span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8341886055989079234.post-5815036712306827182016-08-24T06:38:00.000-05:002016-08-24T06:39:11.616-05:00Oilfield Joke: Young Salesman goes Golfing...<h3 class="post-title entry-title" itemprop="name" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; font-weight: normal; margin: 0px; position: relative;">
<span style="font-size: medium;">A young Oilfield Salesman who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few </span><span style="font-size: medium;">hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very </span><span style="font-size: medium;">fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.</span></h3>
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<span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the</span><br />
<span style="font-size: medium;">tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was</span><br />
<span style="font-size: medium;">golfing alone.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the</span><br />
<span style="font-size: medium;">ball far but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">They reached the ninth fairway, and the young salesman found himself </span><span style="font-size: medium;">with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his </span><span style="font-size: medium;">ball, directly between his ball and the green.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man</span><br />
<span style="font-size: medium;">finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right</span><br />
<span style="font-size: medium;">over that tree."</span><br />
<span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard and </span><span style="font-size: medium;">hit the ball right smack into the top of the tree trunk, where it thudded </span><span style="font-size: medium;">back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally been.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your </span><span style="font-size: medium;">age that pine tree was only 3 feet tall."</span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8341886055989079234.post-82272067090585008582016-08-11T04:56:00.004-05:002016-08-11T04:56:38.261-05:00Oilfield Joke: Dirt Contractor gets One Wish...<span style="font-size: large;">A Dirt Contractor was clearing for a location when he found a bottle that had been buried in the dirt. He looked around but didn't see anyone so he opened it.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The genie said, "I am so grateful to get out of that bottle that I will grant you any wish, but I can only grant one." </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The man thought for a while and finally said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii and fish along the beautiful beaches of Hawaii. I've never been able to go because I do not like fly. Airplanes are much too frightening for me. On a boat, I see all that water and I become very claustrophobic. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The genie thought for a few minutes and finally said, "No, I don't think I can do that. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Just think of all the work involved. Consider all the piling needed to hold up a highway and how deep they would have to go to reach the bottom of the ocean. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Imagine all the pavement needed. No, that really is just too much to ask."</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The man thought for a few minutes and then told the genie, "There is one other thing I have always wanted. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with, when they want attention, when they don't. Basically, what makes women tick."</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The genie thought for a while and said, "Okay, back to your first wish, do you want two lanes or four?"</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: medium; line-height: 1.4;">A big oilfield company was needing to hire a Drilling Engineer but had a problem as they had way too many candidates for the one position that was available. </span></h3>
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<span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">So to narrow down the group, the human resource director with a PHd in Philosophy gave a one question application after interviewing each of them on a broad array of topics.</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">The prospective Drilling Engineers were all gathered into a meeting room when the HR Director picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: “Using everything we have learned from your interviews, give me your best argument to prove that this chair does not exist.”</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion.</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">Some applicants wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. </span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">However,one member of the class, a former roughneck, was up and finished in less than a minute.</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">Weeks later when the position was filled by the former roughneck, the rest of the applicants wondered how he could have gotten the job when he had barely written anything at all.</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">His answer consisted of two words:</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: large;">“What chair?”</span></div>
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<span style="box-sizing: border-box; color: red; margin-bottom: 0px;">Oilfield Appreciation Sporting Clay Shooters, Sponsors and Volunteers, the next event is at Dallas Gun Club on Friday July 29th, </span></h1>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8341886055989079234.post-10008655650722530892016-07-13T08:04:00.001-05:002016-07-13T08:04:44.839-05:00Oilfield Joke: First Job in the Oilfield...<span style="font-size: large;">Joe recently graduated with a degree in Petroleum Engineering and finally landed an interview with a large Oil and Gas Company. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked the excited young petroleum engineer, "And just what kind of starting salary were you looking for?"</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The young engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a five-week vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching your retirement fund to 50% of your salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?"</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The young engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! That is Awesome, Are you kidding?"</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The interviewer replied, "Yes, but you started it."</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: medium; line-height: 1.4;">The dean of admissions at a prestigious university's School of Petroleum was interviewing a prospective student... </span></h3>
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<span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">"What do you plan to do with a degee in Oil and Gas economics and finance?" the dean asked. </span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">"I dream of making millions of dollars exploring and developing oil and gas plays, like my father," the student replied. </span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">The dean was obviously impressed... "Your father made millions of dollars in the oil business?" </span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: medium;">"No," replied the applicant... "But he always dreamed of it...."</span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8341886055989079234.post-38188880635070325112016-06-22T07:50:00.000-05:002016-06-22T07:50:17.312-05:00Oilfield Joke: A Tourist Walks into a Pet Store....<span style="font-size: large;">A tourist walked into a pet store and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, a petroleum engineer from a nearby office walked in and said to the storekeeper, "I'll take a rig hand monkey please." </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The storekeeper nodded, went to the side of the store, and took out a monkey. He put a collar and leash on the animal and handed it to the engineer, saying, "That'll be $2000." The man paid and left with the monkey." </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The surprised tourist went to the storekeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most monkeys are only a few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?" The storekeeper answered, "Ah, that's a rig monkey. He can rig up, plan rig moves, rewind motors, tail pipe, paint, pull maintenance, all with no back talk or complaints. It's well worth the money." </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The tourist then spotted a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive!! $10,000 !! What does it do??" he asked. "Oh, that one" replied the storekeeper. " That's a Rig Manager monkey. It can instruct at levels of maintenance, run the safety program, deal with clients, and even do some paper work. A very useful monkey indeed." </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The tourist looked around a little longer and found a third monkey in a cage. The price tag was $50,000. The shocked tourist exclaimed, "This one costs more than all the others put together !!. What in the world can it do??". "Actually," said the shopkeeper, "I've never really seen him do anything but drink beer and whiskey and make a lot of noise, but his papers say he's a Company Man."</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 20.79px;">It was a nice way to pass the time and the men enjoyed it immensely. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 20.79px;">She thought it was a dirty and low way to fill his time, but she had long ago resigned herself to her sorry fate,</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 20.79px;">although inside of her, there was always a low flame on the back burner waiting to erupt.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 20.79px;">One Wednesday night, after a few nights of boring games, something exciting happened.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 20.79px;">Sam watched in amusement as John and Abe, each convinced that they had the better hand, </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 20.79px;">slowly put their life savings into the pot. </span></span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8341886055989079234.post-16817585543048805412016-05-31T09:12:00.004-05:002016-05-31T09:15:16.582-05:00Oilfield Joke: Salesman's stop goes South....<span style="font-size: large;">I was coming back from making sales calls in South Texas, it was a long drive home and it was pretty far between towns. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I stopped at a drilling location to use the bathroom.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Thankfully, they had just delivered a fresh set of porta-johns. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I just sat down on the toilet when I heard a voice coming from the porta-john next to mine, </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">“Hey! How’s it going?” </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Although I was quite surprised, and I wasn’t in the habit of conversing to the people next to me in the john, </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I was in Texas however and the people seemed to be friendly everywhere I went. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">So, I answered him, </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">“I’m fine” I said “thanks for asking.”</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">“What are you doing?” Asked the same voice</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">To be honest I was a bit taken aback by the brazenness of this fellow, </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">but I would never ignore anyone so I calmly answered, </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">“I’m releaving myself.”</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Then I heard the same voice again, </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">“Honey, I’m going to have to call you back, some smart-aleck in the next john is answering all of my questions.”</span><br />
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<span id="yui_3_2_0_13_1343766035510617"><span id="yui_3_2_0_13_1343766035510615">Oilfield Appreciation Days are held through-out the year in areas with high concentrations of oilfield families. These events w<span style="font-size: 14pt;">ill serve as fundraisers that will in turn be used to benefit a variety of health, education and welfare programs and charities that stay in direct contact </span><span style="font-size: 14pt;">with oilfield workers and their families</span><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> </span></span></span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8341886055989079234.post-18249326723853253212016-05-18T10:59:00.001-05:002016-05-18T10:59:20.763-05:00Oilfield Joke: The Elderly Oilman tries technology..<span style="font-size: large;">While he was visiting, my father, a retired Oil and Gas man, was grinning ear to ear when he reached into his pocket to retrieve his phone. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">He had decided to get himself a "smart phone" to be able to keep up with the grand kids via social media and his production activity via an application. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Unfortunately for him, this new fangled technology had him very lost in a world of new words and phrases. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">As proud as a peacock, he tried out some of his new vocabulary when asked for the password to our "Wi-Fi".</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">“It’s taped under the modem,”
I told him.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">After three failed attempts to log on, he asked,</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> “Am I spelling this right? </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?”</span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b>Join us for our 2016 Oilfield Appreciation Sporting Clay Events: </b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">If she were life size, Barbie's measurements would be: 39-23-33.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Almonds are members of the peach family.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">There are only four words in the English language which end in"-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The longest place-name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwenuakitanatahu, a New Zealand hill.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula" and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size, "L.A.".</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The only real person to be a Pez head was Betsy Ross.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life".</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz". </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Assuming proper typing, "Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px;">The oil and gas operator was in a big financial trouble... </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px;"> He had bought and contracted several thousand acres of minerals thinking that the area was the next big play, and instead, it was a bust. It was so bad he was even contemplating becoming a roughneck again.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px;"><br /></span></span><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px;">As a last resort, he went to see a priest and poured out his story of tears and woe.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px;">When he finished, the priest said, "Here's what I want you to do... Put a beach chair and a Bible in your car and drive up in the mountains to the lake. Take the chair and the Bible to the water's edge, sit down in the chair, and put the Bible in your lap. Open the Bible... The wind will rifle the pages, but finally the open Bible will come to rest on a page. Look down at the page and read the first thing you see. That will be your answer... That will tell you what to do."</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px;">A year later the oil and gas operator was back to see the priest. The operator was driving a new Lincoln and wearing a pair of high-dollar boots and an expensive felt hat. The operator pulled an envelope stuffed with money out of his pocket and gave it to the priest as a donation in thanks for the advice.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px;">The priest recognized the benefactor, and was curious. "You did as I suggested?" he asked.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px;">"Absolutely," replied the oil and gas operator.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px;">"You went to the lake?"</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px;">"Absolutely."</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px;">"You sat in a beach chair with the Bible on your lap?"</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px;">"Absolutely."</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px;">"You let the pages rifle until they stopped?"</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px;">"Absolutely."</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px;">"And what were the first words you saw?"</span></span><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8341886055989079234.post-38557088303303601862014-12-10T20:40:00.000-06:002014-12-10T20:40:11.974-06:00Oilfield Joke: Praying for Leroy the Roughneck...<span style="font-size: large;">In a Louisiana church one Sunday morning, a preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">With that, a roughneck named Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?" </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Leroy replied, "Preacher man, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">The 6 events this year raised over $240,000 for Oilfield Health, Education and Welfare efforts. </span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Oilfield Appreciation finished the year with a Blast!!! </span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">The 2nd Annual Last Blast event held at Rio Brazos featured 545 shooters and was the official closing of the Rio Brazos facility. To see the scores, <a href="https://www.iclays.com/scores/scores3425.html">click here. </a> </span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">We are looking forward to a major announcement from a new underwriter for our 2015 Oilfield Appreciation Events including sporting clays, golf tournaments and much more... stay tuned! </span></b></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8341886055989079234.post-62716644499496067642014-11-19T10:00:00.000-06:002014-11-19T10:00:12.136-06:00Oilfield Joke: The Oilman's Widow...<span style="font-size: large;">An elderly widow of an Oilman did her shopping </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream with her feeble voice at the top of her lungs, </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">"I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The four men didn't wait for a second threat. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">They got out and ran like mad. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">She tried and tried, and then she realized why.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> No charges were filed.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> Moral of the story? If you're going to have a senior moment...make it memorable.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">If they failed, they would be let go. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">The application was fill-in-the-blank. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________." Bubba was stumped. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he would be considered for the job. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Making sure the HR person wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?" </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Tiny laughed. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">He looked around to make sure no one was watching, then he turned to Bubba. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">"Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM." </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> He stopped. Tapping Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?" </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O." </span><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8341886055989079234.post-4935025970294402162014-11-04T07:53:00.001-06:002014-11-04T07:53:20.605-06:00Oilfield Joke: A Roughneck's Letter from Home...<span style="font-size: large;">Dear son, </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Im writing this slow cause i know you cant read fast.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Your pop read that all accidents happen within 20 miles of home so we moved.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Can't send you the address as the last arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them so they wouldnt have to change their address. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">That coat you wanted, aunt billy-mae said it was too heavy with them buttons, so we took them off and put them in the pockets. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Your sister had a baby yester morn. Don't know if its a boy or girl so dont know if youre an aunt or uncle. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Three of your friends went off the bridge last week. One was drivig the other two were in the back. The driver lived, he rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other two drowned, they coulnt get the talegate down. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Please write back. It you dont get this letter, let me know and i will send another one. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Love, ma</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8341886055989079234.post-74445201897794915442014-10-21T09:20:00.001-05:002014-10-21T09:20:11.328-05:00Oilfield Joke: Retired Drilling Secretary is tricky...<span style="font-size: large;">A retired Drilling Secretary gets pulled over for speeding... </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Retired Secretary: Is there a problem, Officer? </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Retired Secretary: Oh, I see. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Officer : Can I see your license please? </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Retired Secretary: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Officer : Don't have one? </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Retired Secretary: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Officer : I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Retired Secretary: I can't do that. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Officer : Why not? </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Retired Secretary: I stole this car. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Officer : Stole it? </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Retired Secretary: Yes, and I killed the owner. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Officer : You what? </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Retired Secretary: His body is in the trunk if you want to see. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">The woman steps out of her vehicle. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Retired Secretary: Is there a problem sir? </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Retired Secretary: Murdered the owner? </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Officer2: Is this your car, ma'am? </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Retired Secretary: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Officer2 : Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered the owner. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Retired Secretary: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.</span><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8341886055989079234.post-28835857496761313862014-10-06T13:52:00.002-05:002014-10-06T13:52:57.878-05:00Mid-Continent Sporting Clay Classic was a Great Success! Thank you to everyone that attended, sponsored and or volunteered to make our 2014 Mid Continent Sporting Clay Classic at Quail Ridge a success.<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8341886055989079234.post-33258746481865947292014-09-23T09:19:00.000-05:002014-09-23T09:19:18.534-05:00Oilfield Joke: Some things are better left alone..<span style="font-size: large;">“C’mon Ma you have got to try it” the petroleum engineer pleaded to his elderly Mother.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> He did not know how his Mother lasted this long without ever using the internet, but enough was enough!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">“Ok” she said reluctantly settling down by the computer and slowly putting on her reading glasses.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> “what do I do now?”</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> “Now I’m going to open the home page of Google”, he explained.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> “OK here it is! </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Now type in ANY question you want into the bar over here and you will find an answer to your question. He confidently assured her. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">His Mother looked at him warily, thought for a second, and slowly began to type,</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">"How is your wife doing this morning?</span>"<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8341886055989079234.post-81639166905782595642014-09-09T07:46:00.005-05:002014-09-09T07:46:47.516-05:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.7900009155273px;">Oilfield Appreciation Events are "Give Back" types of events that support Oilfield Worker Health, Education and Welfare programs and supporting charities. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.7900009155273px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.7900009155273px;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.7900009155273px;"></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.7900009155273px;">The funds or donations that are left over after the events are donated to local oilfield association chapters scholarship funds, Oilfield Health and Welfare Charities and the local Children's Homes. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.7900009155273px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.7900009155273px;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.7900009155273px;"></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.7900009155273px;"> None of this could be accomplished without the generous support from the caring individuals and companies listed below.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.7900009155273px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.7900009155273px;"><br />On behalf of the men, women and children that benefit from your generosity. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.7900009155273px;" /><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">A little concerned about that comment, the Safety Engineer couldn't resist asking the doctor, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The doctor asked, "Well, do you smoke or drink beer?"</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">"Oh no," He replied, "I've never done either."</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Then the doctor asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and bar-b-qued ribs?"</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The HSE man said, "No, I've heard that all red meat is very unhealthful!"</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf?" the doctor asked.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">"No, I don't," he replied.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">"No," he said, "I don't do any of those things."</span><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8341886055989079234.post-47151028983849857252014-08-26T10:46:00.001-05:002014-08-26T10:46:31.208-05:00Oilfield Joke: Need to hire a Drilling Engineer......<span style="font-size: large;">A big oilfield company was needing to hire a Drilling Engineer but had a problem as they had way too many candidates for the one position that was available. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">So to narrow down the group, the human resource director with a PHd in Philosophy gave a one question application after interviewing each of them on a broad array of topics.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The prospective Drilling Engineers were all gathered into a meeting room when the HR Director picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: “Using everything we have learned from your interviews, give me your best argument to prove that this chair does not exist.”</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Some applicants wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">However,one member of the class, a former roughneck, was up and finished in less than a minute.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Weeks later when the position was filled by the former roughneck, the rest of the applicants wondered how he could have gotten the job when he had barely written anything at all.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">His answer consisted of two words:</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">“What chair?”</span><br />
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