Oilfield Joke: The Phone Call

The company safety meeting was over and Tom the Toolpusher and his associates congregated at a nearby watering hole in Odessa.  They slid some tables together and it was bedlam with people coming and going and all talking at the same time.  A cell phone rang and Tom snatched it up, engaged the hands-free speaker-function and answered. Everyone at the table stopped talking to listen. Tom: "Hello" Woman: "Honey, it's me. Is the safety meeting over?"  Tom: “Yep” Woman: "I'm at the mall and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Can I buy it?" Tom: "Sure... Go ahead if you like it that much." Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership. I saw one I really liked." Tom: "How much?" Woman: "$65,000" Tom: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $700,000." Tom: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but only for $650,000." Woman: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" Tom: "Bye, I love you, too." Tom ended the call and there was complete silence as everyone stared at him with astonishment and awe.  Tom  held up the phone and innocently asked. “Anyone know whose phone this is?”

  

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