Oilfield Joke: Bob the Toolpusher Calls the Police

Late one evening, Bob the Tool Pusher heard some strange noises outside.  He peered out the back door and saw 2 or 3 guy stealing things out of his barn.He phoned the police and was asked, "Have they made an attempt to enter your house?" Slightly miffed by the question, Bob replied, "No -- But they haven't emptied the barn yet." The dispatcher said all patrols were busy, but she would send the first one that was available. Bob waited a minute and called the police again, "I called you a minute ago because there were people in my barn. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot all the SOB's!" Then he hung up. Within five minutes, 3 police cars, a Swat team, and 2 ambulances showed up at Bob's and caught the burglars red-handed. Accusingly, the officer in charge said to Bob, "I thought you told the dispatcher you shot them." Unconcerned, Bob replied, "I thought she said there weren't any units available."

Congratulations and THANK YOU!
The North Texas Oilfield Appreciation Days Sporting Clay Charity Shoot was a Great Success!

Congratulations to the high overall shooters and teams listed below: 

Elm Fork Woods Course AM - Jimmy Watson = 97

Elm Fork Meadows Course AM - Zac Hixon = 89

Elm Fork Woods Course PM - Don Richie = 94

Elm Fork Meadows Course PM - Greg Van Belois = 97

TEAMS

Elm Fork Woods Course AM - Legacy Pressure Control = 387

Paul Myrick

Jimmy Watson

Jeremy Folmar

Robert Myrick

Elm Fork Meadows Course AM - Exterran Turbo = 416

Allen Perry

Zac Hixon

Brett Fishburn

David Ward

Elm Fork Woods Course PM - Energy Oilfield Services = 451

Ron Hollowell

Jeremy Richie

Don Richie

David Richie

Joe Richie

Elm Fork Meadows Course PM - Eastex Crude = 391

Tommy Hanks

Tommy Fuller

Patrick Fuller

Chane Young

Kenny Walker

For complete Team and Individual Scores - Go here http://iclays.com/scores/scores1962.html

Thanks again for all of the support in making this a great shoot! Stay tuned for the totals raised for Oilfield Helping Hands, Oilfield Christian Fellowship and Adventures In Christ Organizations.

Do not miss out on the next one: 

Permian Basin Oilfield Appreciation Days Sporting Clays Classic at Windwalker Farms near Midland Texas on November 1-2, 2012    The Oil and Gas Exploration and Production Industry has historically been a very cyclical industry that fatigues even the best of equipment and personnel. If we as an industry do not invest in health, education and welfare programs,  we will lose our most valuable assets...... our hard working people. Oilfield Appreciation Days support Oilfield Worker Health, Education and Welfare efforts, locally and abroad.. Our Mission: Oilfield Appreciation Days are held through-out the year in areas with high concentrations of oilfield families. These events will serve as fundraisers that will in turn be used to benefit a variety of health, education and welfare programs and charities that stay in direct contact with oilfield workers and their families    Call Scott Huggins - Oilfield Appreciation Days Event Coordinator  at 940-393-6200 or email scott@OilfieldAppreciation.com for details.     PS.  Please help us get the word out to the people on your lists by forwarding this email to the people in your organization that would support this effort. NOTE: Even if you or your company cannot attend these events, Please help support this effort by  >;>CLICKING HERE<<  for ways to help. Thank you in advance!