Oilfield Joke: Hot Shots and Rig Hands

Sam the Hot Shot Driver had hauled some equipment to the drilling location and by the time they got him unloaded, it was nearly dark.

He knew there was a good chance he would get stopped if his trailer lights weren’t working, so he decided to check them out before starting for home.

Just as he got to his pickup and trailer, he spotted Leroy, one of the new rig hands, headed for the rig.
Sam yelled, “Hey Leroy, give me a hand.”

Leroy walked over and Sam asked him to stand behind the trailer and let him know if the lights were working.

“Are the tail lights working?” asked Sam.

“Yeah”, said Leroy.

“How about the brake lights?” asked Sam.

“They’re working”, said Leroy.

“OK, here goes the left turn signal.  Is it working?” asked Sam.

Leroy answered, “Yes… No… Yes… No…Yes...No....Yes.....No.”

Title Sponsor REGISTRATIONS ARE NOW OPEN  Marcellus Shale & Rocky Mountain Oilfield Appreciation Days     Sporting Clay Classics     "Benefiting Local Oilfield Families, Health, Education and Welfare Efforts" Marcellus Shale - North East USA  Oilfield Appreciation Days - Sporting Clay Classic and Dinner - Hunting Hills Shooting Preserve near Pittsburgh - Friday June 28, 2013 - DOWNLOAD REGISTRATION AND SPONSOR FORM HERE. Rocky Mountain Oilfield Appreciation Days - Sporting Clay Classic  at Kiowa Creek Sporting Club near Denver - Friday July 19 2013 -  DOWNLOAD REGISTRATION AND SPONSOR FORM HERE. Registration and Sponsorship opportunities are now open for the Oilfield Appreciation Days Sporting Clay Classics, supporting local Oilfield Families Health, Education and Welfare efforts with recent distributions to:  Oilfield Helping Hands  Oilfield Christian Fellowship  American Association of Drilling Engineers  One More Home Initiative  A. I. C.   Please let us know if you have an oilfield related charity that you would like us to consider by >>clicking here<<   If you like Adventure, you do not want to miss this event. Tens of Thousands of Dollars worth of Guns, Door Prizes and Auction Items featuring over 8 different Hunting, Fishing and Vacation Adventure Trips to Argentina and Costa Rica and more....     Play Games and Win Guns!    TWO-MAN FLUSH - The Two-Man Flush is a game where you and your shooting partner shoot 30 targets in 60 seconds.   All participants are entered into Friday night's Grand Door Prize drawing.      LONG BIRD- Clays at Long Distance with 2 shots at each. Hit the bird and get more chances at door prize tickets!    WIND CHIME-  The object is to hit the target and the wind chime.  Once you hit, your round is complete. Every time you hit, your name gets added to Friday's drawing and increases your chances to win the grand door prize.  WIN A GUN -   Let's be honest... Winning a Gun is Fun and we will be giving away a lot of them. Bring a customer or a friend. Win extra tickets to improve your chances.    Compete in our special TOP SHOT COURSE - Featuring, Paintball, Archery, 700 foot plus Air Cannon and more. Earn extra tickets for the door prizes while having a BLAST!  This is a team event and classed by a Lewis Class Scoring System Trophies will be given to the HOA teams on each course and flight. To keep your position in the tournament, completed registration forms and entry fees must be in by the deadline. Those teams that fail to meet the deadline will be forfeited and the position will be available for those on our waiting list. Shooters will provide their own ammunition and eye and ear protection.   LIVE AUCTION - Come prepared for the "LIVE AUCTION" where we will Give One and Auction One of the following Hunting and Fishing Trips:     7 day All Inclusive Sports fishing Vacation for Two to Costa Rica   4 Person 3 day Dove Hunt in Cordoba Argentina 2 Person Whitetail and Exotic Hunt in the Texas Hill Country 4 Person Rocky Mountain Fly Fishing Trip 3 Person Upland Game bird Hunt 2 Person Spring Turkey Hunt 2 Person Night time Hog and Predator Hunt 2 Person Helicopter Hog and Predator Hunt NOTE: Even if you or your company cannot attend these events, Please help support this effort by  >>CLICKING HERE<< for ways to help. Thank you in advance!  The Oil and Gas Exploration and Production Industry has historically been a very cyclical industry that fatigues even the best of equipment and personnel. If we as an industry do not invest in health, education and welfare programs,  we will lose our most valuable assets...... our hard working people. Oilfield Appreciation Days support Oilfield Worker Health, Education and Welfare efforts, locally and abroad.. Our Mission: Oilfield Appreciation Days are held through-out the year in areas with high concentrations of oilfield families. These events will serve as fundraisers that will in turn be used to benefit a variety of health, education and welfare programs and charities that stay in direct contact with oilfield workers and their families Call Scott Huggins - Oilfield Appreciation Days Event Coordinator  at 940-393-6200 or email  scott@OilfieldAppreciation.com for details.

Oilfield Joke: You Can't Take it with You.

An old oil and gas producer was on his death bed and he was obsessed with taking some of his money with him. He called his minister, his lawyer, and his partner to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I'm trusting you to put the money in my coffin."

At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin.  As they drove to the cemetery, the minister suddenly broke into tears and confessed, "My envelope only had $20,000 in it because the Church needs $10,000 for roof repair."

"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the lawyer, "I only put $10,000 in my envelope. I provide free legal services to an orphanage that will soon have to close unless it raises $20,000."

"I'm ashamed of both of you," said the oil and gas producers partner... "I want it known that I put a check in my envelope for the full $30,000."

Title Sponsor REGISTRATIONS ARE NOW OPEN  Marcellus Shale & Rocky Mountain Oilfield Appreciation Days     Sporting Clay Classics     "Benefiting Local Oilfield Families, Health, Education and Welfare Efforts" Marcellus Shale - North East USA  Oilfield Appreciation Days - Sporting Clay Classic and Dinner - Hunting Hills Shooting Preserve near Pittsburgh - Friday June 28, 2013 - DOWNLOAD REGISTRATION AND SPONSOR FORM HERE. Rocky Mountain Oilfield Appreciation Days - Sporting Clay Classic  at Kiowa Creek Sporting Club near Denver - Friday July 19 2013 -  DOWNLOAD REGISTRATION AND SPONSOR FORM HERE. Registration and Sponsorship opportunities are now open for the Oilfield Appreciation Days Sporting Clay Classics, supporting local Oilfield Families Health, Education and Welfare efforts with recent distributions to:  Oilfield Helping Hands  Oilfield Christian Fellowship  American Association of Drilling Engineers  One More Home Initiative  A. I. C.   Please let us know if you have an oilfield related charity that you would like us to consider by >>clicking here<<   If you like Adventure, you do not want to miss this event. Tens of Thousands of Dollars worth of Guns, Door Prizes and Auction Items featuring over 8 different Hunting, Fishing and Vacation Adventure Trips to Argentina and Costa Rica and more....     Play Games and Win Guns!    TWO-MAN FLUSH - The Two-Man Flush is a game where you and your shooting partner shoot 30 targets in 60 seconds.   All participants are entered into Friday night's Grand Door Prize drawing.      LONG BIRD- Clays at Long Distance with 2 shots at each. Hit the bird and get more chances at door prize tickets!    WIND CHIME-  The object is to hit the target and the wind chime.  Once you hit, your round is complete. Every time you hit, your name gets added to Friday's drawing and increases your chances to win the grand door prize.  WIN A GUN -   Let's be honest... Winning a Gun is Fun and we will be giving away a lot of them. Bring a customer or a friend. Win extra tickets to improve your chances.    Compete in our special TOP SHOT COURSE - Featuring, Paintball, Archery, 700 foot plus Air Cannon and more. Earn extra tickets for the door prizes while having a BLAST!  This is a team event and classed by a Lewis Class Scoring System Trophies will be given to the HOA teams on each course and flight. To keep your position in the tournament, completed registration forms and entry fees must be in by the deadline. Those teams that fail to meet the deadline will be forfeited and the position will be available for those on our waiting list. Shooters will provide their own ammunition and eye and ear protection.   LIVE AUCTION - Come prepared for the "LIVE AUCTION" where we will Give One and Auction One of the following Hunting and Fishing Trips:     7 day All Inclusive Sports fishing Vacation for Two to Costa Rica   4 Person 3 day Dove Hunt in Cordoba Argentina 2 Person Whitetail and Exotic Hunt in the Texas Hill Country 4 Person Rocky Mountain Fly Fishing Trip 3 Person Upland Game bird Hunt 2 Person Spring Turkey Hunt 2 Person Night time Hog and Predator Hunt 2 Person Helicopter Hog and Predator Hunt NOTE: Even if you or your company cannot attend these events, Please help support this effort by  >>CLICKING HERE<< for ways to help. Thank you in advance!  The Oil and Gas Exploration and Production Industry has historically been a very cyclical industry that fatigues even the best of equipment and personnel. If we as an industry do not invest in health, education and welfare programs,  we will lose our most valuable assets...... our hard working people. Oilfield Appreciation Days support Oilfield Worker Health, Education and Welfare efforts, locally and abroad.. Our Mission: Oilfield Appreciation Days are held through-out the year in areas with high concentrations of oilfield families. These events will serve as fundraisers that will in turn be used to benefit a variety of health, education and welfare programs and charities that stay in direct contact with oilfield workers and their families Call Scott Huggins - Oilfield Appreciation Days Event Coordinator  at 940-393-6200 or email  scott@OilfieldAppreciation.com for details.