Oilfield Joke: A Wildcatter's Son

On the first day of school, the kindergarten teacher asked a little boy if he knew his numbers.

"Yes," he said. "My dad's a wildcatter and he taught me to how to work with numbers."

"That's good," said the teacher. "Let's see what you know... What comes after three?"

"Four," answered the little boy.

"What comes after six?"

"Seven."

"Your dad did a good job," said the teacher.  "Let's try one more... What comes after ten?"

Confidently, the little boy answered... "A jack, a queen and a king."

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 Marcellus Shale & Rocky Mountain

Oilfield Appreciation Days Sporting Clay 

   

 

  

"Benefiting Local Oilfield Families, Health, Education and Welfare Efforts"

• Marcellus Shale - North East USA  Oilfield Appreciation Days - Sporting Clay Classic and Dinner - Hunting Hills Shooting Preserve near Pittsburgh - Friday June 28, 2013 - DOWNLOAD REGISTRATION AND SPONSOR FORM HERE.
  
  

  

  
  

• Rocky Mountain Oilfield Appreciation Days - Sporting Clay Classic  at Kiowa Creek Sporting Club near Denver - Friday July 19 2013 - 
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Registration and Sponsorship opportunities are now open for the Oilfield Appreciation Days Sporting Clay Classics, supporting local Oilfield Families Health, Education and Welfare efforts