Oilfield Joke: I Have a Dilemma....

A woman tells her shrink... "I have a dilemma. I'm engaged to be married, but I haven't been totally honest with my family about my fiancé.

I haven't told them that he was in a mental institution for 2 years, he's wanted in 3 states for selling child pornography and operating a prostitution ring, and he works in the oilfield.

Taking all of this into consideration, this is my question...  How do I tell my family that my fiancé is a land man?"
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  Rocky Mountain

Oilfield Appreciation Days 

Sporting Clay Classic 

Friday July 19, 2013 

   

  

"Benefiting Local Oilfield Families, Health, Education and Welfare Efforts"

Get Your Team Signed up Today!

• Rocky Mountain Oilfield Appreciation Days - Sporting Clay Classic  at Kiowa Creek Sporting Club  - Friday July 19 2013 - 
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Registration and Sponsorship opportunities are now open for the Oilfield Appreciation Days Sporting Clay Classics, supporting local Oilfield Families Health, Education and Welfare efforts