No one wanted to room with Steve because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first night, John slept in Steve’s room and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
The rest of the guys said, “Man, what happened to you?”
He said, “Steve snored so loudly, I could not sleep so I just sat up and watched him all night.”
The next night it was Garry’s turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.
Once again they asked, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!”
He said, “Man, that Steve shakes the roof. I couldn’t sleep a wink. I just watched him all night.”
The third night was Herb’s turn. Herb was a big burly guy who loved to fish and hunt — a man’s man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. “Good morning,” he said.
The guys couldn’t believe it! They said, “Man, what happened?”
He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Steve into bed and kissed him good night. It must have freaked him out so much, that I guess He sat up and watched ME all night long.“
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Are you Signed up?
"Last Blast 2013"
Friday December 6th
Oilfield Appreciation - Sporting Clay Classic
at the Rio Brazos Hunting Preserve located near Simonton,Texas
TOURNAMENT AGENDA
5 shooter team. 2 courses of 12 stations featuring true and report pairs.
Friday 9:30 am and 1:00 pm flights.
FRIDAY, December 6th Tournament Registration Opens at 8 am
• 8 am Breakfast
• 8 am Flush, Top Shot, Long bird & Wind Chime Games open
• 9:30 am Morning Flight Shooters begin 100 Clay Tournament
• 10 am -Noon Registration for PM shoot
• 11:30- 1:30 Lunch provided
• 1:00 pm Afternoon Flight Shooters begin 100 Clay Tournament
• 4:30 pm Door Prizes & Awards
Play Games and Win Guns!
TWO-MAN FLUSH - The Two-Man Flush is a game where you and your shooting partner shoot 30 targets in 60 seconds. All participants are entered into Friday night's Grand Door Prize drawing.
LONG BIRD- Clays at Long Distance with 2 shots at each. Hit the bird and get more chances at door prize tickets!
WIND CHIME- The object is to hit the target and the wind chime. Once you hit, your round is complete. Every time you hit, your name gets added to Friday's drawing and increases your chances to win the grand door prize.
WIN A GUN - Let's be honest... Winning a Gun is Fun and we will be giving away a lot of them. Bring a customer or a friend. Win extra tickets to improve your chances.
Compete in our special TOP SHOT COURSE -
Featuring, Paintball, Archery, 700 foot plus Air Cannon and more. Earn extra tickets for the door prizes while having a BLAST!
This is a team event and classed by a Lewis Class Scoring System Trophies will be given to the HOA teams on each course and flight. To keep your position in the tournament, completed registration forms and entry fees must be in by the deadline. Those teams that fail to meet the deadline will be forfeited and the position will be available for those on our waiting list. Shooters will provide their own ammunition and eye and ear protection.
LIVE AUCTION - Come prepared for the "LIVE AUCTION" where we will Give One and Auction One of the following Hunting and Fishing Trips:
- 7 day All Inclusive Sports fishing Vacation for Two to Costa Rica
- 4 Person 3 day Dove Hunt in Cordoba Argentina
- 2 Person Whitetail and Exotic Hunt in the Texas Hill Country
- 4 Person Rocky Mountain Fly Fishing Trip
- 3 Person Upland Game bird Hunt
- 2 Person Spring Turkey Hunt
- 2 Person Helicopter Hog and Predator Hunt
NOTE: Even if you or your company cannot attend these events, Please help support this effort by calling 800-277-1647 for ways to help. Thank you in advance!
The Oil and Gas Exploration and Production Industry has historically been a very cyclical industry that fatigues even the best of equipment and personnel. If we as an industry do not invest in health, education and welfare programs,
we will lose our most valuable assets...... our hard working people.
Oilfield Appreciation Days support Oilfield Worker Health, Education and Welfare efforts, locally and abroad..
Our Mission:
Oilfield Appreciation Days are held through-out the year in areas with high concentrations of oilfield families. These events will serve as fundraisers that will in turn be used to benefit a variety of health, education and welfare programs and charities that stay in direct contact with oilfield workers and their families
Call Scott Huggins - Oilfield Appreciation Days Event Coordinator
at 940-393-6200 or email
scott@OilfieldAppreciation.com for details.
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