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Thursday, November 7, 2013

Oilfield Joke: Rig Hand asks for a raise..

Sam the rig hand walks into his boss’s office. “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to  respectfully ask for a raise.” After a few minutes of haggling the boss finally agrees to a 5% raise, and Sam happily gets up to leave.  

“By the way”, asks the boss as Sam is getting up, “which three companies are after you?” 

“The electric company, water company, and phone company”,
 Sam replied.…

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We are having a great response to the Last Blast 2013. Do not wait to get your team or sponsorship in!

We have added more stations and courses to both the AM and PM flights. So we have room for you. 

We also have Sponsorships available! Call Scott at 800-277-1647 for details....

"Last Blast 2013"

Friday December 6th

Oilfield Appreciation - Sporting Clay Classic

"Benefiting local Oilfield Worker Health, Education and Welfare Programs"

at the Rio Brazos Hunting Preserve located near Simonton,Texas

Door Prizes If you like Adventure, you do not want to miss this event. Tens of Thousands of Dollars worth of Guns, Door Prizes and Auction Items featuring over 7 different Hunting, Fishing and Vacation Adventure Trips to Argentina and Costa Rica and more....
TOURNAMENT AGENDA
5 shooter team. 2 courses of 12 stations featuring true and report pairs. 
Friday 9:30 am and 1:00 pm flights.
FRIDAY, December 6th Tournament Registration Opens at 8 am
• 8 am Breakfast 
• 8 am Flush, Top Shot, Long bird & Wind Chime Games open 
• 9:30 am Morning Flight Shooters begin 100 Clay Tournament 
• 10 am -Noon Registration for PM shoot
• 11:30- 1:30 Lunch provided 
• 1:00 pm Afternoon Flight Shooters begin 100 Clay Tournament
• 4:30 pm Door Prizes & Awards    

Play Games and Win Guns!
  
TWO-MAN FLUSH - The Two-Man Flush is a game where you and your shooting partner shoot 30 targets in 60 seconds.   All participants are entered into Friday night's Grand Door Prize drawing.  
  
LONG BIRD- Clays at Long Distance with 2 shots at each. Hit the bird and get more chances at door prize tickets!
  
WIND CHIME-  The object is to hit the target and the wind chime.  Once you hit, your round is complete. Every time you hit, your name gets added to Friday's drawing and increases your chances to win the grand door prize. 

WIN A GUN -   Let's be honest... Winning a Gun is Fun and we will be giving away a lot of them. Bring a customer or a friend. Win extra tickets to improve your chances.
  
Compete in our special TOP SHOT COURSE -
Featuring, Paintball, Archery, 700 foot plus Air Cannon and more. Earn extra tickets for the door prizes while having a BLAST!

 This is a team event and classed by a Lewis Class Scoring System Trophies will be given to the HOA teams on each course and flight. To keep your position in the tournament, completed registration forms and entry fees must be in by the deadline. Those teams that fail to meet the deadline will be forfeited and the position will be available for those on our waiting list. Shooters will provide their own ammunition and eye and ear protection.  

LIVE AUCTION - Come prepared for the "LIVE AUCTION" where we will Give One and Auction One of the following Hunting and Fishing Trips: 
  

  • 7 day All Inclusive Sports fishing Vacation for Two to Costa Rica  
  • 4 Person 3 day Dove Hunt in Cordoba Argentina
  • 2 Person Whitetail and Exotic Hunt in the Texas Hill Country
  • 4 Person Rocky Mountain Fly Fishing Trip
  • 3 Person Upland Game bird Hunt
  • 2 Person Spring Turkey Hunt
  • 2 Person Helicopter Hog and Predator Hunt

NOTE: Even if you or your company cannot attend these events, Please help support this effort by  calling 800-277-1647 for ways to help. Thank you in advance! 

The Oil and Gas Exploration and Production Industry has historically been a very cyclical industry that fatigues even the best of equipment and personnel. If we as an industry do not invest in health, education and welfare programs, 
we will lose our most valuable assets...... our hard working people.

Oilfield Appreciation Days support Oilfield Worker Health, Education and Welfare efforts, locally and abroad..

Our Mission:
Oilfield Appreciation Days are held through-out the year in areas with high concentrations of oilfield families. These events will serve as fundraisers that will in turn be used to benefit a variety of health, education and welfare programs and charities that stay in direct contact with oilfield workers and their families

Call Scott Huggins - Oilfield Appreciation Days Event Coordinator 
at 940-393-6200 or email 
The HandShake  

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