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Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Oilfield Joke: Can a Rig Hand Fly?


Rueben the Rig Hand awoke in a hospital bed in a body cast from head to toe.  His associate, Jack, stood gravely at the foot of the bed. 
"What happened?" moaned Rueben.

"You don't remember?" asked Jack.  "After we shut down the rig and got the trucks on the road, we ended up at a party at the hotel.  We had a few beers -- Well, more than a few.  Anyway, by 2:00 AM, you were standing on a 3rd floor balcony rail proclaiming you were going to fly around the building."

"But you're my best friend!  Why didn't you stop me?"  whined Rueben the Rig Hand.

"Well, you see," said Jack, "Given my condition at the time, I thought you could do it."


South Texas

Oilfield Appreciation Days

Sporting Clays


April 19, 2013

at the National Shooting Complex in San Antonio, Texas.


Benefiting Oilfield Families Health, Education and Welfare Programs

You Do Not Want To Miss This One!


We will be giving away thousands of $$’s worth Door Prizes including:

 GUNS, Hunting and Fishing trips, Costa Rica Vacations, Outdoor Gear, Electronics and much much more!
   
Proceeds generated by this event will be used to support Oilfield Families Health, Education and Welfare efforts in the South Texas Region. Please join us in this positive “Giving Back to the Industry” effort.

TOURNAMENT AGENDA
100 each - 5 man team limit. 2 courses of 12 stations featuring true and report pairs.  Friday 10 am and 1:30 pm flights.

FRIDAY, April 19th Tournament Registration Opens at 9 am
·            9 am Breakfast 
·            9 am Flush, Flurry, Top Shot,  Long bird  & Wind Chime Games open 
·            10 am Morning Flight Shooters begin  100 Clay Tournament 
·            10 am -Noon Registration for PM shoot
·            11:30- 1:30 Lunch provided   
·            1:30 pm Afternoon Flight Shooters begin 100 Clay Tournament
·            4:00  pm Door Prizes & Awards 

Play Games and Win Guns!

TWO-MAN FLUSH - The Two-Man Flush is a game where you and your shooting partner shoot 30 targets in 60 seconds.   All participants are entered into Friday night’s Grand Door Prize drawing.  

LONG BIRD- Clays at Long Distance with 2 shots at each. Hit the bird and get more chances at door prize tickets!

WIND CHIME-  The object is to hit the target and the wind chime.  Once you hit, your round is complete. Every time you hit, your name gets added to Friday's drawing and increases your chances to win the grand door prize. 
WIN A GUN -   Let’s be honest… Winning a Gun is Fun and we will be giving away a lot of them. Bring a customer or a friend. Win extra tickets to improve your chances.

Compete in our special TOP SHOT COURSE –
Featuring, Paintball, Archery, 700 foot plus Air Cannon and more. Earn extra tickets for the door prizes while having a BLAST!


This is a team event and classed by a Lewis Class Scoring System Trophies will be given to the HOA teams on each course and flight. Registration deadline is April 10, 2013.  To keep your position in the tournament, completed registration forms and entry fees must be in by the deadline. Those teams that fail to meet the deadline will be forfeited and the position will be available for those on our waiting list. Shooters will provide their own ammunition and eye and ear protection.  

LIVE AUCTION - Come prepared for the "LIVE AUCTION" where we will Give One and Auction One of the following Hunting and Fishing Trips: 

  • 7 day All Inclusive Sports fishing Vacation for Two to Costa Rica  
  • 4 Person 3 day Dove Hunt in Cordoba Argentina
  • 2 Person Whitetail and Exotic Hunt in the Texas Hill Country
  • 4 Person Rocky Mountain Fly Fishing Trip
  • 3 Person Upland Game bird Hunt
  • 2 Person Spring Turkey Hunt
  • 2 Person Night time Hog and Predator Hunt
  • 2 Person Helicopter Hog and Predator Hunt