A little concerned about that comment, the Safety Engineer couldn't resist asking the doctor, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
The doctor asked, "Well, do you smoke or drink beer?"
"Oh no," He replied, "I've never done either."
Then the doctor asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and bar-b-qued ribs?"
The HSE man said, "No, I've heard that all red meat is very unhealthful!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf?" the doctor asked.
"No, I don't," he replied.
Then the doctor asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or run around with women?"
"No," he said, "I don't do any of those things."
The good doctor looked at the Engineer and said, "Then why the heck do you want to live to be 80?"
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- September 11, 2014 - West Texas - Permian Basin Sporting Clay Memorial at Jakes Clays in Midland, Texas.
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