Oilfield Appreciation Events: Oilfield Joke: Two Roughneck's apply for a job....

Two roughnecks were applying for the position of Toolpusher.

If they failed, they would be let go.

The application was fill-in-the-blank.

The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________." Bubba was stumped.

He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he would be considered for the job.

Making sure the HR person wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder.

"Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?"

Tiny laughed.

He looked around to make sure no one was watching, then he turned to Bubba.

"Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM."

"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank.

He stopped. Tapping Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"

"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy.

Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."
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