At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.
”How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks an accountant.
”Watch and you’ll see,” answers an engineer. All of them board the train.
The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.
He knocks on the restroom door and says, “Ticket, please.”
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.The accountants saw this and agreed it was a clever idea.
So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money .
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip.
To their astonishment, the engineers don’t buy a ticket at all.”How are you going to travel without a ticket?” says one perplexed accountant.
”Watch and you’ll see,” answers an engineer.
When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby.
The train departs.
Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding.
He knocks on the door and says, “Ticket, please.”
SOUTH TEXAS – EAGLE FORD
OILFIELD APPRECIATION
SPORTING CLAY CLASSIC
April 18, 2014
AT THE NATIONAL SHOOTING COMPLEX IN SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS.
Benefiting Oilfield Families Health, Education and Welfare Programs
YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS ONE! LAST YEAR HAD OVER 400 SHOOTERS!
We will be giving away thousands of $$’s worth Door Prizes including: GUNS, Hunting and Fishing trips, Costa Rica Vacations, Outdoor Gear, Electronics and much much more!
TOURNAMENT AGENDA
100 each - 5 man team limit. 2 courses of 12 stations featuring true and report pairs. Friday 9:30 am and 1:00 pm flights.
FRIDAY, April 19th Tournament Registration Opens at 9 am
· 8 am Breakfast
· 9 am Flush, Flurry, Top Shot, Long bird & Wind Chime Games open
· 9:30 am Morning Flight Shooters begin 100 Clay Tournament
· 10 am -Noon Registration for PM shoot
· 11:30- 1:30 Lunch provided
· 1:00 pm Afternoon Flight Shooters begin 100 Clay Tournament
· 4:00 pm Door Prizes & Awards
Play Games and Win Guns!
TWO-MAN FLUSH - The Two-Man Flush is a game where you and your shooting partner shoot 30 targets in 60 seconds. LONG BIRD- Clays at Long Distance with 2 shots at each. WIND CHIME- The object is to hit the target and the wind chime at the same time. WIN A GUN - Let’s be honest… Winning a Gun is Fun and we will be giving away a lot of them. Bring a customer or a friend. Win extra tickets to improve your chances. Compete in our special TOP SHOT COURSE – Featuring, Paintball, Archery, 700 foot plus Air Cannon and more. Earn extra tickets for the door prizes while having a BLAST!
This is a team event. Trophies will be given to the HOA teams and Individuals on each course. Registration deadline is April 11, 2014. To keep your position in the tournament, completed registration forms and entry fees must be in by the deadline. Those teams that fail to meet the deadline will be forfeited and the position will be available for those on our waiting list. Shooters will provide their own ammunition and eye and ear protection.
LIVE AUCTION - Come prepared for the "LIVE AUCTION" where we will Give One and Auction One of the following Hunting and Fishing Trips:
- 7 day All Inclusive Sports fishing Vacation for Two to Costa Rica
- 4 Person 3 day Dove Hunt in Cordoba Argentina
- 2 Person Whitetail and Exotic Hunt in the Texas Hill Country
- 4 Person Rocky Mountain Fly Fishing Trip
- 2 Person Upland Game bird Hunt
- 2 Person Spring Turkey Hunt
- 2 Person Night time Hog and Predator Hunt
- 2 Person Helicopter Hog and Predator Hunt
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