Oilfield Joke: Blonde Secretary's Old Car...

A blonde secretary made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a friend that she worked with in the office.

The friend suggested, "There may be a chance to make selling that car a little easier, but it's not going to be legal."

"That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car."

"Alright," replied the friend.

In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here.

Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the odometer back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."

The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the friend's advice.


About one month after that, the friend saw the blonde secretary and asked, "Did you sell your car?"


"No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."

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