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Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Oilfield Joke: An Oilman in Spain...

A successful Oilman stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain with his wife ......

 While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. 

 Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. 

 He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

 The waiter replied, 'Si senor, you have excellent taste!

 Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles
from the bull fight this morning. A local delicacy!'

 The Oilman said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.' 

 The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

 The next morning, the oilman returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
 After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'Hey, These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.'
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    Tuesday, February 18, 2014

    Oilfield Joke: Whoops, Sorry about that....

    Marvin, a well known company man, was in the hospital on his death bed. 

     The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments.

      As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. 

     The Preacher quickly retrieved  a pen and paper from his pocket and lovingly handed it to Marvin.

      But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. 

     The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket.

     It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note.

     Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. 

     With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it.

     The note said “HEY PREACHER, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”
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    • May 23, 2014 - North Texas - Barnett Shale Sporting Clay Classic at Alpine Shooting Range in Fort Worth, Texas.

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      Wednesday, February 12, 2014

      Energy Digital Summit April 11-12, 2014 Houston, Texas

      You're Invited To Join Us For The Energy Industries' First Interactive Digital Strategies Conference: 
      Energy: Digital Summit 
      Be part of the only conference designed specifically to connect, educate and inspire leaders in the oil and gas industry. The ENERGY : DIGITAL SUMMIT is a distinct and insight-driven event created to bring together leading marketing and public relations professionals to discuss the development of interactive digital marketing and its impact on business and culture.
      Friday, April 11, 2014 9:00 AM  -  Saturday, April 12, 2014 3:00 PM  (Central Time)
      DoubleTree by Hilton Hotel
      6 Greenway Plaza
      Houston, Texas 77046
      United States
      713-629-1200
      Phone: 7132459872 Email Us
      Topics to be discussed: 
      • The Changing Face of Social Business: 
        What It Means for Energy
      • Google vs. Exxon: Who Will Win?
      • How to Leverage Local Publications for Your Strategy 
      • Reputation and Crisis Management in the Digital World
      • Influencing Public Policy in the Digital Age 
      • and many more...
      Meet The Speakers
      Brent Herd
      Director, Southwest
      Twitter
      Andrew Caravella 
      VP Marketing
      Sprout Social 
      Kelley Brown
      Director of Social Media, US
      BP 
      Diane Giannini
      VP, Corporate Strategy
      PennWell Publishing 
      Cara Gray
      Sr. Digital Marketing Analyst
      Reliant Energy
      Kirk Coburn 
      Founder & Managing Director
      SURGE Accelerator 
      Bill Roth
      CEO
      Industry Infographics
      Annie Dutton
      Communications Specialist
      Dell
      Amber Seikly
      Global Communications Director
      Dell
      Mary Leschper
      Social Media Analyst
      American Petroleum Institute
      Munaf Samji
      CEO & Publisher
      The OGM
      Katy Stewart
      Social Engagement Manager
      Houston Business Journal
      James Hahn II
      Founder
      Tribe Rocket
      Kristy Bonner
      VP, Digital Strategies
      Foster Marketing 
      Kathryn Delia 
      Associate Director
      Global Oil & Gas Center EY
      Sponsors 
      Partners & Affiliates 
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      Tuesday, February 11, 2014

      Oilfield Joke: Dirt Contractor gets One Wish...

      A Dirt Contractor was clearing for a location when he found a bottle that had been buried in the dirt. He looked around but didn't see anyone so he opened it.

       A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. 

       The genie said, "I am so grateful to get out of that bottle that I will grant you any wish, but I can only grant one." 

       The man thought for a while and finally said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii and fish along the beautiful beaches of Hawaii. I've never been able to go because I do not like fly. Airplanes are much too frightening for me. On a boat, I see all that water and I become very claustrophobic. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."

       The genie thought for a few minutes and finally said, "No, I don't think I can do that. 

       Just think of all the work involved. Consider all the piling needed to hold up a highway and how deep they would have to go to reach the bottom of the ocean. 

       Imagine all the pavement needed. No, that really is just too much to ask."

       The man thought for a few minutes and then told the genie, "There is one other thing I have always wanted. 

       I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with, when they want attention, when they don't. Basically, what makes women tick."

       The genie thought for a while and said, "Okay, back to your first wish, do you want two lanes or four?"
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        Tuesday, February 4, 2014

        Oilfield Joke: Drilling Contractor is a Legal Genius...

        A Drilling Contractor was the defendant in a lawsuit over a deal gone bad.

         The lawsuit involved large sums of money and the worried Drilling Contractor was plotting different strategies to help his case.

         About a week before the trial, he called his lawyer and said, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined!  I think I'll send the judge a case of whiskey."

         His lawyer shouted, "No! The judge is a stickler on ethical behavior.

         At best, a dumb stunt like that would guarantee that you lose the case.  And he might hold you in contempt of court or even have you charged with attempted bribery."

         In the end, the judge decided in favor of the Drilling Contractor. Estatic over winning, he told his lawyer, "Thanks for the tip about the whiskey."

         Smugly, the lawyer said, "I'm sure we would have lost if you hadn't followed my advice and gone ahead and sent it."
        "I did send it," replied the Drilling Contractor... "I just enclosed the plaintiff's business card.
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