Oilfield Joke: There Could Be Worse Things in Life...

The oilman was passing by his daughter's bedroom and was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

 Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. 

It was addressed, 'Dad'. 

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands: 

  "Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I've been finding real passion with Bubba. He is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of him because of all his piercing's, tattoos, his Motorcycle clothes, and because he is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. I am pregnant. 

Bubba said that we will be very happy. He owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Bubba has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Bubba can get better. He sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren. 

Love, your daughter, Bethany. 

 P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jennifer's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's on the kitchen table. Please call when it is safe for me to come home!"
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