Oilfield Joke: Progress in the Patch

A SALESMAN starts out knowing a great deal about one thing and goes on learning more and more about less and less, until he knows practically everything about nothing.

An ENGINEER starts out knowing a little about many things and goes out learning less and less about more and more, until he knows practically nothing about everything

TOOLPUSHERS and COMPANY MEN start out knowing everything about everything, but end up knowing nothing about nothing because of their association with SALESMEN and ENGINEERS.


DRILLERS, on the other hand, know everything about everything and end up knowing everything 'bout everything due to their total disregard of advice given by SALESMEN, ENGINEERS, TOOLPUSHERS and COMPANY MEN

Last Friday's Event was a success!

Over 77,000 rounds (52,200 Shotgun and 24,800 Paintball)  were fired by 522 shooters last Friday at the 2nd Annual Oilfield Appreciation Eagle Ford - South Texas Sporting Clay Classic at the National Shooting Complex in San Antonio Texas. See Shooter Results Here.

Everyone had big smiles as the competition, food, fun and weather could not have been any better! Tens of thousands of dollars worth of guns and gear were given away along with over $50,000 worth of hunting and fishing trips. Funds were raised for several Oilfield Charities. 

The positive comments keep coming in from companies that brought their customers to this Oilfield Appreciation Event. 

Thank you to ALL of the Sponsors, Shooters and Volunteers that helped to make this our best event to date! 

We look forward to doing it again next month!

• May 23, 2014 - Friday - North Texas - Barnett Shale Sporting Clay Classic at Alpine Shooting Range in Fort Worth, Texas.>>Brochure<<  >>Online Registration<<

Cook Teams, Sponsors and Volunteers do not get left out this year. First Come, First Served. 

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2014 Oilfield Appreciation Event Dates & Forms

• Friday - April 18, 2014 -South Texas - Eagle Ford Shale Sporting Clay Classic at the National Shooting Complex in San Antonio, Texas. 
• Shoot Results for 522 Shooters

• May 23, 2014 - North Texas - Barnett Shale Sporting Clay Classic at Alpine Shooting Range in Fort Worth, Texas.>>Brochure<<  >>Online Registration<<

• July 25, 2014 - Ark La Tex Sporting Clay Classic at Prairie Creek Sporting Clays in Tyler, Texas. >>Brochure<< >>Online Registration<<

• September 11, 2014 - West Texas - Permian Basin Sporting Clay Memorial at Jakes Clays in Midland, Texas. >>Brochure<<  >>Online Registration<<

• October 3, 2014 - Mid-Continent Sporting Clay Classicat Quail Ridge Sporting Clays in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. >>Brochure<<  >>Online Registration<<

• December 5, 2014 - "Last Blast 2014" Sporting Clay Classic at Rio Brazos Shooting Preserve in Simonton, Texas. >>Brochure<<  >>Online Registration<<

For more information about Oilfield Appreciation Event Sponsorship and Registrations. 

Info@OilfieldAppreciation.com or by phone at 800-277-1647