Oilfield Joke: Two Elderly Oilmen...

Two very elderly oilmen were out driving in a large car. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The oilman in the passenger seat thought to himself "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right though. This time the oilman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that he was losing it. He was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through and he turned to the other oilman and said, "FRED! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!"

Fred turned to him and said, "Oh, am I driving?"

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