Oilfield Joke: Well Service Contractor's Woes...

The Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards received a complaint that Sam,  the owner of Sam's Well Service, was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

In a demanding tone, the agent said, "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

Sam replied, "Well, there's two hired hands I pay $1000 a week plus free room and board."

"Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.  He makes about $10 per week and pays his own room and board.  I do buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life and he gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."

Sensing an opportunity to assess a big fine, the agent said, "That's the guy I want to talk to... The mentally challenged one."

Sam answered, "Well then, That would be Me."

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