Oilfield Appreciation Events: September 2014

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Oilfield Joke: Some things are better left alone..

“C’mon Ma you have got to try it” the petroleum engineer pleaded to his elderly Mother.

He did not know how his Mother lasted this long without ever using the internet, but enough was enough!

“Ok” she said reluctantly settling down by the computer and slowly putting on her reading glasses.

“what do I do now?”

“Now I’m going to open the home page of Google”, he explained.

“OK here it is!

Now type in ANY question you want into the bar over here and you will find an answer to your question. He confidently assured her.

His Mother looked at him warily, thought for a second, and slowly began to type,

"How is your wife doing this morning?"

Registration is OPEN for the last 2 Oilfield Appreciation Events!

Do not miss these opportunities to bring your customers have some Sporting Clay Fun and win some great door prizes! While supporting Oilfield Workers Health, Education and Welfare efforts.

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October 3, 2014 - Mid-Continent Sporting Clay Classic at Quail Ridge Sporting Clays in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
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December 5, 2014 - "Last Blast 2014" Sporting Clay Classic at Rio Brazos Shooting Preserve in Simonton, Texas.
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Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Oilfield Appreciation Events are "Give Back" types of events that support Oilfield Worker Health, Education and Welfare programs and supporting charities.

The funds or donations that are left over after the events are donated to local oilfield association chapters scholarship funds, Oilfield Health and Welfare Charities and the local Children's Homes.

None of this could be accomplished without the generous support from the caring individuals and companies listed below.

On behalf of the men, women and children that benefit from your generosity.

Thank You!

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Oilfield Joke: Life as a Safety Engineer...

A Seventy-two-year-old Safety Engineer recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said he was doing "fairly well" for his age.

A little concerned about that comment, the Safety Engineer couldn't resist asking the doctor, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

The doctor asked, "Well, do you smoke or drink beer?"

"Oh no," He replied, "I've never done either."

Then the doctor asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and bar-b-qued ribs?"

The HSE man said, "No, I've heard that all red meat is very unhealthful!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf?" the doctor asked.

"No, I don't," he replied.

Then the doctor asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or run around with women?"

"No," he said, "I don't do any of those things."

The good doctor looked at the Engineer and said, "Then why the heck do you want to live to be 80?"

Registration is OPEN for the last 3 Oilfield Appreciation Events!