Oilfield Joke: Salesman's stop goes South....

I was coming back from making sales calls in South Texas, it was a long drive home and it was pretty far between towns. 

I stopped at a drilling location to use the bathroom.

Thankfully, they had just delivered a fresh set of porta-johns. 

I just sat down on the toilet when I heard a voice coming from the porta-john next to mine, 

“Hey! How’s it going?” 

Although I was quite surprised, and I wasn’t in the habit of conversing to the people next to me in the john, 

I was in Texas however and the people seemed to be friendly everywhere I went. 

So, I answered him, 

“I’m fine” I said “thanks for asking.”

“What are you doing?” Asked the same voice

To be honest I was a bit taken aback by the brazenness of this fellow, 

but I would never ignore anyone so I calmly answered, 

“I’m releaving myself.”

Then I heard the same voice again, 

“Honey, I’m going to have to call you back, some smart-aleck in the next john is answering all of my questions.”

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