Oilfield Joke: Why does work have to be that way?....

The busy and over stressed CEO of a large Oil and Gas company was walking from the parking area of a new drilling location along with two of his engineers.

While walking along the gravel road they discovered and odd shaped bottle in the grass near by,

When they opened the cork top, a genie appeared and asked them if they would like to each make a wish.

The first engineer said, “Heck yeah, I wish I was on a beach on a tropical island!” Immediately his wish was granted.

The next engineer proclaimed, “Awesome, I wish I was on my hunting lease in South Texas!” and boom....Immediately his wish too, was granted.

Being that it was now his turn to make a wish the CEO exclaimed “I want the two of them back in their offices right after lunch!”

That is the way it goes in the Oil Patch.

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The Oilfield Appreciation North Texas Sporting Clay Classic will be here before you know it!

Do Not Let this Opportunity Slip Away!

• July 29th, 2016 – 5th Annual NORTH TEXAS SPORTING CLAY CLASSIC at the Dallas Gun Club in Lewisville, Texas.

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• September 9th, 2016 – 5th Annual PERMIAN BASIN SPORTING CLAY CLASSIC at Jake’s Clays in Midland, Texas.

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• December  9th, 2016 – 4th Annual LAST BLAST SPORTING CLAY CLASSIC at Westside Sporting Grounds in Katy, Texas.

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