Oilfield Joke: Three Drilling Engineers wake up in Mexico....

Three  Drilling Engineers recently graduated from colleges in Texas and to celebrate their good fortune of landing new jobs in the Eagle Ford Shale, they went down to Mexico one night, got drunk and woke up in jail.

They found out that they were to be executed for their crimes but none of them could remember what they had done.

The first one is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if he has any last words. 

He says, "I am from Baylor, a Baptist University, it is a God fearing School and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent." 

They throw the switch and nothing happens, so they figure God must not want this guy to die, and they let him go. 

The second one is strapped in and gives his last words. "I am from the University of Texas School of Law and I believe in the eternal power of Justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." 

The switch is thrown and again nothing happens. They figure that the law is on this guy's side and let him go. 

The last one is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm a Texas Aggie Electrical Engineer, and I'll tell you right here and now, that you'll never be able to electrocute anybody if you don't plug this wire into that wall socket over there."

R.I.P Texas Aggie.....

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