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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Oilfield Joke: Three Drilling Engineers wake up in Mexico....

Three  Drilling Engineers recently graduated from colleges in Texas and to celebrate their good fortune of landing new jobs in the Eagle Ford Shale, they went down to Mexico one night, got drunk and woke up in jail.

 They found out that they were to be executed for their crimes but none of them could remember what they had done.

 The first one is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if he has any last words. 

 He says, "I am from Baylor, a Baptist University, it is a God fearing School and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent." 

 They throw the switch and nothing happens, so they figure God must not want this guy to die, and they let him go. 

 The second one is strapped in and gives his last words. "I am from the University of Texas School of Law and I believe in the eternal power of Justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." 

 The switch is thrown and again nothing happens. They figure that the law is on this guy's side and let him go. 

 The last one is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm a Texas Aggie Electrical Engineer, and I'll tell you right here and now, that you'll never be able to electrocute anybody if you don't plug this wire into that wall socket over there."

 R.I.P Texas Aggie.....

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    Wednesday, June 18, 2014

    Oilfield Joke: A Driller's Dog...

    An Oilman heard that a local Drilling contractor had a blue heeler for sale that could talk.  Intrigued, he drove to the contractor's house to investigate. 


     He was met at the yard gate by a blue heeler that said, "Howdy."

    Astonished, the oilman replied, "It's true... You can talk.  Tell me about yourself." 

    The blue heeler said, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I took a job with the drilling contractor as a consultant, got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." 

    The Drilling Contractor came out as the dog was telling his story.  When the dog finished, the Oilman asked the  Contractor what the dog was worth. 

    The contractor said, "I'll be lucky if I can get $10 for him." 

    The Oilman said, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth do you think he's only worth $10?" 

    The contractor replied, "Because the dog is a habitual liar.  

    Just like now, He is lying ... He never worked for the CIA."
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      Thursday, June 12, 2014

      Oilfield Joke: Wildcatter's New Son in Law...

      A successful Wildcatter's daughter married a roughneck and the father had a meeting with his new son-in-law.  "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man.

      "To show how much we care for you, I've made you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go out into the patch every day and learn the operations."

      The roughneck interrupted, "I hate just driving around.  I can't stand the lack of dangerous activity."

      "I see," replied the father-in-law.  "Well, then you can work in the office and take charge of some of the operations."

      "I hate office work," said the roughneck.  "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day."

      "Wait a minute," said the father-in-law.  "I just gave you half interest in a profitable business, but you don't like field work and won't work in a office.  What am I going to do with you?"

      "Easy," said the roughneck… "Buy me out."

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        Wednesday, June 4, 2014

        Oilfield Joke: Young Salesman goes Golfing...

        A young Oilfield Salesman who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.

         Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the
        tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was
        golfing alone.

         Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.

         To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the
        ball far but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time.

         They reached the ninth fairway, and the young salesman found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball, directly between his ball and the green.

         After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man
        finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right
        over that tree."

         With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard and hit the ball right smack into the top of the tree trunk, where it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally been.

         The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age that pine tree was only 3 feet tall."
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